Common White Girl

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

https://twitter.com/girlposts

12 years ago

SHAH RUKH KHAN

Awful cold...eyes and head heavy. World moving in slow speed across time just for the sake of passing. Spinoza like state of mind...cloggy.

https://twitter.com/iamsrk

12 years ago

The Google Fact™

Watermelon can help speed up recovery after an illness as well as strengthen your memory.

https://twitter.com/thegooglefact

12 years ago

UberFacts

Orange flavored Fanta is the third largest selling soft drink in the world.

https://twitter.com/UberFacts

12 years ago

momma angie

"taylor ur hair looks like ramen noodles" "stop it u chinese rice farmer u smell like cheese r u eating orange rn" http://t.co/8q8TWxA98C

https://twitter.com/BRADFAGG0T

12 years ago

kim

"ed is dating ellie" "niall is dating ellie" "i am dating ellie" "u are dating ellie" "obama is dating ellie" EVERYONE'S DATING ELLIE

https://twitter.com/elloharry

12 years ago

Shit Stifler Says..

Yes officer, I saw the "speed limit" sign, I just didn't see you.

https://twitter.com/SteveStfler

12 years ago