Babz ✗ #La-Fiesta

Lmao!"@uti_huey_okome: 08101796671 has no life and will never get laid"

http://twitter.com/IamTimiBabz

13 years ago

Becca

What’s the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don’t.

http://twitter.com/BeccaFreshley

13 years ago

morgan mckinnon

what's the difference between you and eggs? eggs get laid and you don't ;) #zing

http://twitter.com/morrgassm

13 years ago

Chris Raft

On weekends I'm gonna commit petty crimes to get locked up over night for entertainment. You make friends quickly and everyone gets laid.

http://twitter.com/Chris_iaspire

13 years ago

Яobeя†

How to get Laid: Lay in bed. Wait until "lay" becomes past tense.

http://twitter.com/bobmcwolf

13 years ago

Brown.Hippy

@DookieLucas so laid back with it too ! Due to get a reload!

http://twitter.com/Teejmarkciv

13 years ago

Damian

RT @MrNoLaughs: I'll do almost anything to get laid....except watch a Queen Latifah movie, I will not do that.

http://twitter.com/DaBangm904

13 years ago