Tom O'Halloran

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

http://twitter.com/TPO_Hisself

11 years ago

Diana Peña

She’s totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel.

http://twitter.com/dianap_ortiz

11 years ago

SF 1033 (Scanner

♬ Toaster - Are You Going To Kiss Me ♬ http://t.co/Se9tFBc1 #nowplaying

http://twitter.com/SF1033

11 years ago

Chillbert Arenas™

Dark skin girl box smell like a recently used fireplace. Or a dirty toaster.

http://twitter.com/AintEeenTrippin

11 years ago

Maia Coelho

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

http://twitter.com/MaiaCoelho

11 years ago

Shoq Value

No offense to most, but honestly? Some people on Twitter are dumber than a bag of toaster crumbs.

http://twitter.com/Shoq

11 years ago

Jessie Monterroso C

So the heaters don't work? On goes the oven, the burners, the toaster oven and all the hot taps! #ghetto #thankGodforallinclusive

http://twitter.com/JMonteC

11 years ago