joaquin ochoa

#EnOtraDimension Tu platónico te ama y vos ni bola,la comida te hace adelgazar y las pruebas se aprueban sin estudiar y McDonalds es GRATIS!

https://twitter.com/_joakota8

10 years ago

GuyCodes

It's hard to find a girl worth dating these days

https://twitter.com/GuyCodes

10 years ago

Modern Seinfeld

George sees his gf on a reality dating show. Kramer fears cell phones giving him cancer. Jerry & Elaine argue over late night text etiquette

https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday

10 years ago

jake

Why does your bio say 'single' in it? hahaha it's not a dating website

https://twitter.com/alrightjake

10 years ago

James Laughed At Me.

#askcatfish ive been dating a boy on club penguin for 3 hours but i saw him at the pizza place with another girl. what do I do?

https://twitter.com/LizDeepDown

10 years ago

Common White Girl

mom: are u dating that boy u hugged him mom: are u dating that boy u were talking to him mom: are u dating that boy he looked at u

https://twitter.com/CommonWhiteGirI

10 years ago

Your Thoughts

Parents, problems, friends, f- akes, love, crush, dating, re- sponsibility, drama, heartach- e, failures, stress, happines- s, IT'S LIFE.

https://twitter.com/ReaILoveQuotes

10 years ago