How To Kill tweets
RT @FactsOfSchool: How to kill a Spider: Get a tissue, approach it slowly, and very carefully, burn the house down.
http://twitter.com/loz_dunning
11 years ago
RT @RelatableQuote: Me: "Mom, I'm going out with my friends." How my mom hears it:" I'm going to drink, take some drugs and kill people."
11 years ago
It is amazing how one second you can be happy and the next wanting to kill someone #DRAMA ************
http://twitter.com/katelainebrown3
11 years ago
RT @P_Steger: @Naoh950 Cool. By the way, how come God wanted to kill all mankind except you? Did you do any "special favors" to God?
http://twitter.com/ITSBlastfoME
11 years ago
If I were to kill an amish person how would the trial work out? Because it wouldnt be fair cuz they dont pay taxes. idk i was just thinking
http://twitter.com/SpenceBuddy
11 years ago
that situation where you dont know how to cool down and your too lazy to move an inch -___- kill me now #LazyAF
11 years ago
How to kill a Spider: Get a tissue, approach it slowly, and very carefully, burn the house down.
http://twitter.com/hardeiberyor
11 years ago