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RT @RileyJokess: Age 4: "I love Mommy." Age 16: "I HATE HER." Age 20: "Mom was right" Age 57: "I wish my Mom was still here." RT if ...

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11 years ago

Landon LB

RT @RileyJokess: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 ....... RT if you found the mitsake

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11 years ago

Landon LB

RT @RileyJokess: The awkward moment when you go shopping with your mom, and almost all of your friends are there.

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11 years ago

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Guys will go to another barber and feel guilty... but cheat on their girl and go home like nothing happened.”

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11 years ago

Landon LB

Black chicks stay saying a white chick is "trying to act black." Meanwhile, they have blonde weave and sky blue contacts. Sit down midnight!

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11 years ago

Landon LB

RT @Katt__Williams: I've probably learned more from Google, than I have from school.

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11 years ago

Landon LB

RT @Katt__Williams: #THANKSGIVING Wake up** Eat ** Sit Down ** Eat ** Stand Up ** Eat ** Pass Out ** Eat.** Wake Up ** Eat ** Full. ** Eat. ** Ful ...

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11 years ago